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Hi I'm Alyssa! I love hands. Like, I REALLY love hands. I'm creative, or at least I hope I am! In my free time, I like to play music and be lazy. In my not free time, I usually manage to still play music.



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    fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

NO
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T 

Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up. 

I’m disgusted.

    fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

    scootyshabooty:

    alofthehomo:

    psiioniic:

    They’re doing it.

    First they romanticize Vampires

    Then Werewolves

    Now Zombies

    HOW IS THIS EVEN

    HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

    UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

    NO

    THIS IS NOT OKAY

    THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT

    THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT

    THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS

    ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

    NO MORE

    NO LESS

    THEY DO NOT FEEL

    THEY DO NOT LOVE

    THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

    THAT IS I T 

    Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up. 

    I’m disgusted.

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    8. tousled-bird-mad-girl reblogged this from leechristmas and added:
      But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
    9. hua-cha reblogged this from leechristmas and added:
      omg this is back askdlad
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    11. mystifyze reblogged this from psiioniic and added:
      that guy doesn’t look very corpse/”zombie”-like at all, just pale and sickly >:c
    12. nuzlockerarty reblogged this from melancholycurl and added:
      oh it’s okay, at least zombies have survived unscathed from romanticizi- OH MY SWEET EVERYTHING HOW COULD YOU DO THAT...
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    16. shadow-nadieshka reblogged this from madelezabeth and added:
      Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
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      NICHOLAS HOULT! HI HUBBY!
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      …At least he’s hot\SHOT
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      DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :
    27. kaekjcxxv reblogged this from yiubum and added:
      ….WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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      FFFFUUUU I DONT WANNA LIVE ON THES PLANETS ANYMOER!!!!
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      for the love of God why
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    37. jaydazzle reblogged this from suarezart and added:
      wtf…okay i can understand vampires and werewolves because they can be made to look kinda sexy to a degree… but fuckin...
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    39. iwasneverborntofollow reblogged this from suarezart and added:
      Zombies don’t fall in love. Just saying…
    40. wtfbunny reblogged this from bosartig and added:
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    42. raptortears reblogged this from suarezart and added:
      This is a fucking joke, right? It has to be. PLEASE LET IT BE noooo it was a book first FUCK.