They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
NO
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up.
I’m disgusted.
But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
omg this is back askdlad
that guy doesn’t look very corpse/”zombie”-like at all, just pale and sickly >:c
oh it’s okay, at least zombies have survived unscathed from romanticizi- OH MY SWEET EVERYTHING HOW COULD YOU DO THAT...
Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
NICHOLAS HOULT! HI HUBBY!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :
….WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
FFFFUUUU I DONT WANNA LIVE ON THES PLANETS ANYMOER!!!!
for the love of God why
wtf…okay i can understand vampires and werewolves because they can be made to look kinda sexy to a degree… but fuckin...
Zombies don’t fall in love. Just saying…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a fucking joke, right? It has to be. PLEASE LET IT BE noooo it was a book first FUCK.