a few foolish lines
Hi I'm Alyssa! I love hands. Like, I REALLY love hands. I'm creative, or at least I hope I am! In my free time, I like to play music and be lazy. In my not free time, I usually manage to still play music.
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They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
NO
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up.
I’m disgusted.
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huhu! I saw it comin!
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AND NICHOLAS HOULT IS IN IT OH GOD HONEY NO YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER
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COMEDY/SPOOF?NOTHIS
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noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
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noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
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No no. Not even anywhere close to ok with this.
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i am actually okay with this
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what. NO. GET IT AWAY. PLZ
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omg this is back askdlad
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But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
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oh it’s okay, at least zombies have survived unscathed from romanticizi- OH MY SWEET EVERYTHING HOW COULD YOU DO THAT...
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Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
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